And then…


I write other stuff like articles, interviews, short stories, dirty blogs…

(All writing on this site is the property of Marnie Mitchell-Lister and is copyrighted through the US Library of Congress. All rights reserved. No work on this site may be used or reproduced without the express written permission of the author.)



Click the link below to read my interview for Simply Scripts and “Shootin’ the Shorts” with soon-to-be-famous screenwriter Bob Thielke.


Click the link below to read my interview for Simply Scripts and “Shootin’ the Shorts” with Final Draft’s Big Break WINNER, Nick Horwood.




I sometimes write articles when nice people ask me to.

These were for a senior care publication: “Laughter is Contagious”“Stroke Awareness”, “Older American’s Month”

These are a few I wrote for a helicopter tour blog: Grand Canyon Hiking Tips“, “Where to Eat on the Vegas Strip”, “3 Vacation Destinations if you Have Older Kids”, “Best Places to Watch 4th of July Fireworks in Vegas”


2013/14 BLOG:

“Bored Nicole”

I’m currently turning this blog into a TV Pilot.


Short Stories & Funny Articles:


written by Marnie Mitchell-Lister

          It’s amazing what can trigger your memory; an object, a smell, even the weather.   This morning as we drove over the Bourne Bridge into Cape Cod, a place I haven’t been in over thirty years, I had a trigger.  It was a song, “Dancing in the Street” by Van Halen.  Suddenly I wasn’t a forty-something mother of two forcing my boys to take a family vacation.  It was 1982, I was fourteen and on my way to  see my summer friends for the last time.

After we arrived at the hotel,  my husband and sons went fishing.  I chose to stay behind and explore the town.  As I walked around the surrounding streets I experienced another trigger, smell. A mixture of summer blooms, cut grass and salt water.  My mind wandered and although this particular town was new to me, it felt just like the one from my childhood.

My parents rented the same house every summer and in July and August, Cape Cod was our home.  It was a culture shock from New York and my city friends never understood why I liked it so much.  Even now it’s hard to explain how I felt when I was here.  Carefree maybe?  Adults were relaxed and because it felt safe they allowed their kids to stay out late and go places unsupervised.  While the parents drank and played cards, us kids enjoyed our freedom.  And even though we’d come close to that line, we never crossed it.  It was a wild and innocent time.

There was an eleven year difference between my sister Rachel and I.  She adored me, wouldn’t let me out of her sight which got on my nerves but at the same time, felt good. During the school year I’d help take care of her but in the summer, forget it.  I became a different person, too cool for my family.  The older I got, the meaner I got and at fourteen I was horrible, much like my oldest son is now.

My heart aches whenever I think about how mean I was to Rachel that day.  At home I can shut it off, busy myself with laundry, dishes, anything to clear my mind.  Here however, there was no escape.  I was surrounded by triggers.  Kids riding bikes down tree lined streets, passed white picket fences and Cape Cod homes.  People relaxing on their front porch, waving to anyone walking by.  A pack of teens laughing, oblivious to everyone and everything around them as they covertly share a joint.

I saw myself in that pack.  Me and my summer friends, on our way to the beach, our beach.  No one else went there, the only access was through the woods.  As we headed that way I heard Rachel yell from up the street.

“Jess!  Wait for me!”

The memory was so vivid, her voice so clear I actually turned and looked behind me.  I had to stop and catch my breath.  The sound of Rachel’s voice echoed in my head.  I felt like I was going to break down, right there in the middle of the street.  I checked to see if anyone noticed me and realized I was in front of a home.  It was a bit unkempt, a realtors “For Sale” sign poked out of the grass and a garage sale was in progress.  Various items filled tables in the driveway and yard.  It was just what I needed to switch gears.

I slowly wandered in, watching people sift through worthless junk in hopes of finding treasure.  I began to relax, normal breathing returned until I was hit by another trigger.  This one sent a bullet straight to my heart.  An old red tricycle now used as a decorative planter was displayed on the front porch.  My mind instantly went back to that day.

tricycle“Jess!  Wait!”

My friends and I turned and saw Rachel approaching on her tricycle.  Her little three year old legs pumping hard as she tried to catch up.   We laughed and walked faster.

“Jess!  Please wait for me!”

Simultaneously we began to run.  It didn’t take long to lose her.  We went around the corner then ran into the woods.  I never saw Rachel again.

We were still at the beach a few hours later when the sirens sounded but none of us gave it a thought until we heard people shouting her name.

She was gone.  They searched for weeks.  Searched sheds, woods,  lakes…  They never found her or the tricycle.  It was like she vanished.

Everything changed on that beautiful August day in 1982.  We never returned to Cape Cod and my parents were never the same.

As people milled about the tables I stared at the tricycle, basket now filled with moss and ferns.  I noticed a little girl on the porch watching me.  She looked to be around six years old, her face oddly familiar.

“Is the tricycle for sale?”  I asked.

“I’ll have to ask my Mom”, she said before entering the house, screen door slamming behind her.

Where was I going to put this thing if I got it home?  And would I cry every time I looked at it?  I felt like I ripped off a scab and had a fresh wound all over again.

Moments later the little girl came out informing me it wasn’t for sale.  Probably just as well.  I thanked her then walked away. I stopped on the sidewalk to get one more look at her, but she was gone.

 As Jess disappeared down the street a large woman and her teenaged daughter strolled into the garage sale.  They looked at items on the tables appearing uninterested until the woman saw the tricycle.  She barreled over and aggressively picked it up.

“How cute is this?”, she asked her daughter.

“It’s okay”.

“I think it’s pretty old”, the woman said.  She turned it over, moss and ferns fell out of the basket to the ground.

“Ooops.”  She laughed, picked up some ferns, shoved them in the basket, put the tricycle back and quickly walked away from the mess.

On the ground, mixed with moss and broken ferns was a dirt encrusted tag that probably once hung from the basket.  Barely visible under the dirt was the name “Rachel”.



Are You a Mule or Just an Ass?

Written by Marnie Mitchell-Lister

I was thinking about the word “stubborn” as I used it to describe someone’s character.

“Stubborn” is a choice made by a person who is “strong-willed”, which is the actual character trait.

A strong-willed person can either use this character trait in a positive way or a negative one.

* * *

When faced with a difficult situation or something you don’t want to do,

mule trouble

you can either…

mule 1

refuse to even try. . .

mule 15

or find some type of motivation and get it done.

* * *

When you’re cranky and things aren’t going your way

mule fighting

you can choose to fight,

taking it out on friends and family. . .

mule 10

Or you can suck it up,


put a smile on your face

mule friends

and be grateful for what you do have.

* * *

Why use that strong-will for negative?

Use it for positive.

Turn the stubborn mule in you on it’s ass!

Make yourself get up and get dressed, even when you don’t want to.

mule 6

Instead of wasting time complaining about it,

mule 16

do the best job you can even if  it’s something you don’t like.


People are attracted to positive energy.

Your friends will thank you for it.

mule 2

mule 11

Your partner will too.

* * *

Don’t close yourself off.  Get out there.

mule 9

mule carefree and happy

Choose to be happy.


mule 14


Word Press Writer’s Challenge:  Think of new ways to use cleaning products:

Written by Marnie Mitchell-Lister

I never thought of a “Dustbuster” as anything more than a valuable tool in my lazy cleaner’s supply box, along with my can’t-live-without Lysol wipes of course.  But a recent exchange with a much younger man, who much to my surprise flirted with me shamelessly, got me thinking…

dust buster

We all know what we call older women who go after younger guys.  It begins with a “C” and ends with an “ougar”.

Close up of a Cougar face in an Autumn forest with red maple leaves

But what do we call young guys who go after older women?  “Geriatric Gigolos”?   “Senior Seducers”?

They’re not as common as cougars but for all the young guys out there with an appetite for Betty White, I hereby dub thee: “DUSTBUSTERS”.

Let’s be honest, most of us older ladies don’t get it as often as we used to and we need our pipes cleaned once in a while.  So, when your drain is clogged and your brain is fogged, who you gonna call?  DUSTBUSTERS!

When cobwebs hang, from your old lady thang, who you gonna call?


dust buster couple

One more…

If your vag feels funny, you might have a dust bunny, who you gonna call?

You know the rest.  🙂



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